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prabhwho's space? yer das my spaceyep dats right the msn space is bak n betta than eva!!! October 05 Faisal Fataratnam (faisals black like aran t name)Faisals Fattest Day
Well 2day we had double sport 1st 2 periods n lyk were doin tests n shit now, so faisal thought we had da beep test. N faisal has this thing dat weneva he deos any sport dat he deosnt eat any food in da morning, so yer he dint eat ne food dis mornin.so yer at skewl we found out we wernt doin it,just da pushup test n longjump.faisal was not hapy as he had sacrificed eating thinking that he was goin 2 do sum hard excercise(beep test hahaha).
N Lately faisal has been copping it from the muslim kids in our class, them sayin that hes not truely muslim cuz he doesnt do ramadan. 4 u skip kids hoo dont noe ahha yer ramadan is da thing dat muslims dun eat between lyk 6 in da mornin to 6 in da night.N uno how faisals half pakistani half indian which makes him hlaf muslim half hindu-he declares that he is sum sort of a mulsim king. so yer faisals finally lyk "fuk dis shit im goin 2 show u all how gud i am, im going 2 show u i can last a day witout eating". cuz uno he hadnt eaten dat mornin so today still counted. neway 1st 2 periods ova, so far so gud.
Then came recess.....
The bell had gone to go 2 your lockers, nearly the 2nd bell thats 5 mins later had gone 2 tel u, u should b in class. then fasal out of nowhere pops in2 the canteen..
im hangin at jon s locker bay and den i see faisal and run as quick as i can 2 him .he sees me n is lyk "i cant do it, i cant do it man i need food" n den i quickly grab faisal n try 2 hold him bak,keeping him away from da food, n i say "no faisal, no u can do it just try harder fatty". lol yer im tryin 2 do him a favour lol n him proving dis smartass muslim kid in our calss abid rong is great. but yer then hes lyk "i cant do it its not worth it.." and i let him go knowing theres no way 2 change faisals mind.
Faisal casually walked up 2 da canteen lady, paid his $1.20 and recieved a chocolate doughnut. he sort of eyed it 4 a sec, examining it mayb lyk he hadnt seen food 4 days, wen infact it mustve been only four hours..he opened his mouth and took a massive bite, a bite that only mr.obese himself can do. his face lit up and wit chocolate all ova his teeth he said, "that was one of the best doughnuts, IF not the best doughnut i have had in my life."
and that is the story of how faisals 'no food for a day' only went for 4 hours.
btw if he did continue he would have 2 have gone for another 7 hours, man if it got near the end of dat he would be so hungry he would lyk hijack 1 of the kfc transport trucks... April 30 Prabhus most annoyin day eva!!!ANNOYIN DAY!!!!
k wel a couple of days ago was a great day, a great day wen the BULLDOGS finally lost a match. I mean this annoyin radhika girl hoo everybody despizes (or just me lol) keeps baggin me how essendon r shit n how DEAN RIOLI (the grestest player of all time) is shit. n she goes for those bloddy DOGS i mean how many dogs supporters r there, lyk minus 1. so she blames it on me that the DOGS lost cuz i kept baggin dem so i was realy realy happy.
then sunday came. the gang had voluntered 4 takin school tours at open day. lol i was lyk screw dat b4 i new dat HAWKS were VERSIN ESSENDON dat day. so by goin 2 help on open day i could just ditch after a while n go 2 da game wit faisal. cuz hes a diehard hawks fan n im a diehard essendon fan. so dat was da plan lol n none of the rest of the gang wanted 2 come cuz dey dun lyk footy mayb i duno lol.
so yer after a few times of me n faisal takin tour groups around the skewl and showin them how great mhs is lol, we got changed in2 our footy shit and left. man i had my trusty essendon jearsey and my great essendon beanie and faisal had his shit hawks crappy longsleeve which is shithouse n a homemade scarf lol.
man this fatshit faisal wanted 2 go 2 flinders first 2 go 2 kfc but instead we went 2 da mcg 2 get gud seats cuz i wanted 2 have a gud view of essendon ownin hawthorn. so yer we went n after a while the game started
all was gud until the end of the last quarter. the game was i duno even and me n faisal would scream wen our team scored but the last bit of the game was so annoyin.
essendon had kiked 3 goals in the last quarter which put dem exactly 5 points infront. wen the last goal was kikedby essendon i just new sumhow that 5 points wasnt enuf and that hawks were goin 2 get the next 1. centre bounce wit bout 40 secs left: hawks get it out den after a monfries stuff up a kik goes 2 dere forward hlaf, mark williams marks it the crowd is screamin and im pissed. he slots it through wit the eruptin crowd and hawks r 1 point up wit around 20 secs left.
even still i had sum hope. centre bounce: essendon gets it, the ball gets kiked 2 essendons forward line, mark dropped!! eevry1 on the field is in that area just tryin 2 get da ball. pple grabbin everywhere, essendon wen in posession just tryin 2 kik in the directon of the goals cuz a point was at lest a draw. everytime the kik was smothered .no esendon playa could get 1 through. the final siren rang.
Faisal got up and started screamin in my face, i just sat dere wit my hands on my head wonderin how clse we got, while listenin 2 faisla ramble on how dean rioli is shit and how essendon suk and how hawthorn r the best. we were just 1 point away and now faisal that coky bastard is goin 2 bag me 4 AGES! he already did the whole way bak from the g' and he said deres alot more were that came from! ah well least i dun have cholestrol thats through the roof lyk him lol
i blame this defeat on 3 things. first patty ryder. he is so crap at footy lyk realy dodgey. he plays 4 essendon but is a lanky bastard he just jogs through the centre of the ground n mans up on nobody. 80% of hawthorns goals were cuz of patty ryder, he just screwed it up lol.
secondly i blame it on that nob radhika she bagged essendon so much, how dean rioli is crap, how dogs r gud. i mean can u make up ne mroe lies, only the 1 jon s can lie more than her.
lastly i blame it on kevin sheedy 4 not playin dean rioli 2day. i mean dean rioli is the greatest player 2 eva touch a footy. am i the only 1 hoo actaully sees that? he is the greatest every1 should b more lyk him he is just the best eva!!!! if rioli was playin then essendon wouldve won by 10 goals and 5 points!!!!
finally radhika i hate u lol, faisal i hate u lol, bulldogs and hakws i hate u lol. patty ryder i hate u now, but 1 day youl b gud mayb as gud as dean rioli. April 22 Enough is Enough!Weird Comment Person
ok, hooeva this person is, and i think i have a pretty gud idea who, can u just use ure real name and own up 2 wateva reason u hate me. it’s a frickn waste of time if u just post stupid comments like you have been. becuase if nobody knows who you really are, then u rnt really achieving anything. the only person that will noe hoo wrote the comment will be ureself and that cant offend me in anyway.
So don’t b a tightass and just leave a message wit anonymous, u either state ure real name or dun say nefin at all. cuz dats realy really sad that u just say shit about sum1 for the sake of it. If you dun like this idea then just piss off, u rnt doin ne gud 4 ureself. and if u have a problem wit me then say it 2 my face, or say it so I at least noe hoo u r, then we can deal wit it or wateva.
Neway im sorry if I eva offended u, pissed u off or wateva but it aint goin 2 b solved by the way ure goin about it…hooeva u r.
n btw y say im blak, Im not aashamed of bein southside indian. n by hoo i reckon u r, and by ho every1 hoo knws u, reckon uu r (inccludin sum of uree really gud friends), it seems 2 me tthat ure the pretty big liar
(soz pple that last bit was a little offensize lol so i edited it. so the last para is gone, i took it off lol soz aza) April 14 Prabhu's Worst Train RidePrabhu's Worst Train Ride Bak 2 GW
Well evrey1 noes bout nish and me. If u dun this is the TRUE story: at the start of the year i kept baggin nish (the blak year 12 kid) bout how como sux (como is the house that nish is house captain 4). He was sayin sumfin lyk a kid used 2 say dat como skt n now he desont go 2 mhs nemore lol. Then my comment sorta turned in2 nish sux and i was alwatys doin it as a joke. Then one day he says he has 2 talk 2 me so then i tlak 2 him then it sorta turns in2 a little fight and the headlok n everyfin but its ova so details dont matter.
NEWAY it started on thursday, the day b4 easter friday and we had free clothes day. Me bein a coky bastard i am wore a jacket ova a homemade shirt lol. In permanent maker the shirt said COMO SUX on the front, and SO DOES NISH on the back. lol nish found out i was wearin it by NONE OTHER THAN THE MOST FAGGOT KID I NOE HOO IS A BLAK SNAKE N LIES LYK A BITCH..JON S. I mean i wore it as a joke but JON S BEIN THE FAG HE IS told nish soemfin lyk: 'Prabhu hates you and he made a shirt sayin u suk.. '
so den at recess nishes year 12 curry gang come up 2 me n ask wtfs goin on n stuff? n im lyk i just doin it as a joke n then their sayin u should have mutual respect 4 year 12s n all. lol and then i showed em my mutual respect by takin off my jaket n showin dem da shirt lol. lol there was sum bad blood goin on.
later b4 sport nish comes up 2 me n asks 2 shake my hand n i say y should i if ive dun nuffin rong lol bad move itwas.he walked away with disgust lol, n now 2 the exciting bit. Me n faisal had just finished playin tennis at the courts outside rodlaver arena and we went 2 flinders street. We caught the glen waverley train and a few stops later chavy came in2 our carriage. Now 4 all u desperate curry boys u would b lyk CHAVY WHOA THAT WOULD B ORSUM, JUST BEIN IN HER PRESENCE WOULD B ORSUM, but no no it wasnt.
ok at 1st it was alright she and sum other kewl friend of hers hoos name i 4got were pretty kewl. Then the 'train girl' came from another carriage in. yep JON S'S TRAIN GIRL THE YEAR 11 THAT HE TRIED 2 PIK UP. so chavy yells sit ova here lol n wen the trains girl comes 2 sit opposide of me n faisal lol me n him were lyk hiding our faces cuz as usual were so embarrased of jons charades. lol n then chavy goes 'hey prabhu, faisal this is that girl that jon was talkin 2' lol but she turned out 2 b pretty kewl lol poor jon, faisal has now talked 2 her more than u have lol.
ok then after chavy is lyk so wats up wit u n nish u guys r lyk fightin? n the other 2 girls also new nish so they were lyk askin as well. so i started tellin them about it n stuff, den me once again bein the coky bastard i am decided 2 take the shirt about nish outa my bag. then i had second thoughts, so i was putting the shirt bak in2 my bag. Then faisal said 'just show em.' I had already gotten in2 enuf trouble wit da year 12s did i want 2 go further? I SURE DID lol so i showed them it, both sides. n chavys lyk whoa u took it 2 far lol n i was laughin.
Little did i noe that 2 of nishes gangsters were behind me lyk directly behind me n they saw me show the shirt 2 chavy n the other girls. boy were they pissed n faisal lol he new about it all along. he new they were behind me so he wanted me 2 show off the shirt. then gangsters r lyk wats ure problem kid wats ure problem? im lyk its just a joke. n their sayin shutup bullshit n stuff den outa nowhere from anotha carriage nish walks in.
Faisal is lyk pissin himself with laughter on how bad my day was turnin out. lol i say hows it goin nish? n hes lyk 'U SHUTUP' n he sits down next 2 us. man not just faisal but every1 around is just laughin how nish and his gangsters r there, and i got no bakup at all sept faisal hoo is pissin himself wit laughter mayb ova nish or mayb cuz he ate 2 much icecream.
Yer well me n nish were lyk arguing the whole way bak n stuff n it was all comin out. the shirt the fight the everyfin man it was a pretty loud carriage. n the girls n the fat they were just alughin their asses off man wata day.
After wen we got off at glenny station nish once again gave out his hand for a handshake. Me once again bein the coky bastard lol just jkin i wasnt stupid enuf 2 say no twice lol so i shook his hand n said 'mutual respect but i gotta say como is pretty shit' lol. n the hatred was ova at least thats wat i think lol.
Only compensation is that jon s was at the station man n did we lay in2 him. Faisal grabbed his arms and pulled them bak so he couldnt move n then i was just layin these punches in2 him man did he deserve it THAT FAG!
April 02 arans house!k well on friday we had curriculam day so dats da day off. so da gang decided we should all go 2 our leaders house.. aran of course.
so yer we were dere well most of da gang me,faisal,arvind,jon s,aran, n marcus though he is an impurity he came along as well.
yer well if ya din noe arans house is close 2 apooras house. Apoora bein the idol 2 many mhs kids inculding our gay friend jon s. hoo i tell ya is absoulutely gay. yer neway while walkin past apooras house 2 get 2 da glen jon does the gayest thing eva man he lyk yells apoora i luv u realy loud 2wice i think, n were lyk bolting away from that fag jon s. o yer apoora is radhikas brother if u din noe
luky nubody heard den after da glen we came bak 2 arans house. n i was complainin how we always go 2 gleny, the other pples skewl n nobody eva comes 2 knox my old skew,l were it all started. so after lotsa fightin every1 decided 2 come n so yer we were walkin 2 da bus station thing and 2 get dere u have 2 go past apooras house.
so den jon s gets sum flowers from the place near by and puts them on apooras doorstep. yep its gay. then he rings da doorbell thinkin that hes kewl n stuff. then he walks away, after a moment a large figure which we cannot recall opens the door and starts yellin stuff man did we bolt lyk crap. n poor faisal well hes not so gud at running so he had 2 sneak past and sumhow he got away. i duno how cuz faisals an elephant but yer.
so we end up at knox city by bus n we got 20 mins b4 the bus dat takes us 2 da knox school. so we all decide 2 go 2 fiasals mums icecream shop. we go dere n we get sum FREE ICECREAM!!! it was orsum . n faisals mum had 2 go sumwhere so all 6 of us had 2 mind the shop lol it was orsum. jon was lyk pimping the place. we had the music up full n had the visors sayin baskin & robbins upside down on our heads man it was orsum. desnt matter that we scared all the customers off, man we but baskin and robbins on da spot!!!
yer then we went n took the bus 2 me old skewl man was it gr8 4 me at least lol. i saw all my old friends n stuff all da white pple. so yer da gang da blak gang were lyk scared cuz uno they werent used 2 seein that many white pple so yer dey were lyk in da corner n jon s was cahttin up sum girl. yer n i was hangin wit da knox mates n den i said dats it im goin 2 c da principle. neway the principle is CHEZZA da most EVIL principle eva SHE GAVE ME 5 SUSPENSIONS WAT A BITCH I MEAN 5. yer but dats beside da point i lyk go 2 da staff room n ask is chezze dere n the secretary goes n looks then chezza comes out n i say hows it goin in da most coky voice eva lol n shes lyk 'YES WELL THE KNOX SCHOOL IS DOIN QUITE WELL WITHOUT U' i mean wat a knob!!! lol den after all da cathin up da blak gnag came bak 2 my house n da lake near my house n went home
wata day...
man u guys all gotta comment on how much a fag jon s is its just 2 much i feel sorry 4 the girls that he pimps on msn. |
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