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October 05 Faisal Fataratnam (faisals black like aran t name)Faisals Fattest Day
Well 2day we had double sport 1st 2 periods n lyk were doin tests n shit now, so faisal thought we had da beep test. N faisal has this thing dat weneva he deos any sport dat he deosnt eat any food in da morning, so yer he dint eat ne food dis mornin.so yer at skewl we found out we wernt doin it,just da pushup test n longjump.faisal was not hapy as he had sacrificed eating thinking that he was goin 2 do sum hard excercise(beep test hahaha).
N Lately faisal has been copping it from the muslim kids in our class, them sayin that hes not truely muslim cuz he doesnt do ramadan. 4 u skip kids hoo dont noe ahha yer ramadan is da thing dat muslims dun eat between lyk 6 in da mornin to 6 in da night.N uno how faisals half pakistani half indian which makes him hlaf muslim half hindu-he declares that he is sum sort of a mulsim king. so yer faisals finally lyk "fuk dis shit im goin 2 show u all how gud i am, im going 2 show u i can last a day witout eating". cuz uno he hadnt eaten dat mornin so today still counted. neway 1st 2 periods ova, so far so gud.
Then came recess.....
The bell had gone to go 2 your lockers, nearly the 2nd bell thats 5 mins later had gone 2 tel u, u should b in class. then fasal out of nowhere pops in2 the canteen..
im hangin at jon s locker bay and den i see faisal and run as quick as i can 2 him .he sees me n is lyk "i cant do it, i cant do it man i need food" n den i quickly grab faisal n try 2 hold him bak,keeping him away from da food, n i say "no faisal, no u can do it just try harder fatty". lol yer im tryin 2 do him a favour lol n him proving dis smartass muslim kid in our calss abid rong is great. but yer then hes lyk "i cant do it its not worth it.." and i let him go knowing theres no way 2 change faisals mind.
Faisal casually walked up 2 da canteen lady, paid his $1.20 and recieved a chocolate doughnut. he sort of eyed it 4 a sec, examining it mayb lyk he hadnt seen food 4 days, wen infact it mustve been only four hours..he opened his mouth and took a massive bite, a bite that only mr.obese himself can do. his face lit up and wit chocolate all ova his teeth he said, "that was one of the best doughnuts, IF not the best doughnut i have had in my life."
and that is the story of how faisals 'no food for a day' only went for 4 hours.
btw if he did continue he would have 2 have gone for another 7 hours, man if it got near the end of dat he would be so hungry he would lyk hijack 1 of the kfc transport trucks... Comments (3)
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